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Haiku is a gentle breeze on the hairy stomach of life, and here you will find some of the most profound haiku you have ever contemplated. Put the top down and take a metaphorical drive through the magical world of haiku. Browse, ponder, and try not to imagine what life would be like without it. Updated September 14, 2019.

  • action movie
  • alone
  • alternative
  • beating
  • beginning
  • belated
  • bowl
  • brain
  • calculus
  • cartoon
  • cashflow
  • cliff
  • closet
  • college
  • computer
  • dictionary
  • distros
  • doctorate dissertation on feminine studies
  • doctorate dissertation on literary analysis
  • doctorate dissertation on the nature of reality
  • dysentery
  • expletive
  • expletives
  • eyeball
  • fact 85
  • fiend (by Dan)
  • friend
  • girl
  • goat
  • haiku for the dumped
  • Jane Austen
  • jolly green giant
  • love
  • make up
  • meditation
  • melissa
  • mission (a rhyming haiku co-authored by Jake)
  • monkey
  • monster
  • mysterious
  • nature
  • ninja
  • non-addiction
  • one haiku to rule them all
  • pedestrian
  • peel
  • pest control
  • post-modern
  • pow-wow
  • really
  • refusal (by Dan)
  • remote
  • rhetorical
  • shades
  • spaghetti
  • speaks
  • squaresoft
  • squirts
  • story
  • telephone
  • Thanksgiving
  • theater
  • thinker
  • twelve fluid ounces (alternative dark)
  • twelve fluid ounces (special haiku remix)
  • un-deaf
  • unthinkable (by Ben)
  • utensil
  • waist
  • x-men
  • zombie
  • zombie also

one haiku to rule them all

one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool

haiku of the page load

really

the window shattered
paper thin can kiss my butt
nearly bled to death

quote of the page load

It hurts the worst when evil is done by those we love.
- Shedemei, Earthborn by Orson Scott Card

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