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Haiku is a gentle breeze on the hairy stomach of life, and here you will find some of the most profound haiku you have ever contemplated. Put the top down and take a metaphorical drive through the magical world of haiku. Browse, ponder, and try not to imagine what life would be like without it. Updated September 14, 2019.

  • action movie
  • alone
  • alternative
  • beating
  • beginning
  • belated
  • bowl
  • brain
  • calculus
  • cartoon
  • cashflow
  • cliff
  • closet
  • college
  • computer
  • dictionary
  • distros
  • doctorate dissertation on feminine studies
  • doctorate dissertation on literary analysis
  • doctorate dissertation on the nature of reality
  • dysentery
  • expletive
  • expletives
  • eyeball
  • fact 85
  • fiend (by Dan)
  • friend
  • girl
  • goat
  • haiku for the dumped
  • Jane Austen
  • jolly green giant
  • love
  • make up
  • meditation
  • melissa
  • mission (a rhyming haiku co-authored by Jake)
  • monkey
  • monster
  • mysterious
  • nature
  • ninja
  • non-addiction
  • one haiku to rule them all
  • pedestrian
  • peel
  • pest control
  • post-modern
  • pow-wow
  • really
  • refusal (by Dan)
  • remote
  • rhetorical
  • shades
  • spaghetti
  • speaks
  • squaresoft
  • squirts
  • story
  • telephone
  • Thanksgiving
  • theater
  • thinker
  • twelve fluid ounces (alternative dark)
  • twelve fluid ounces (special haiku remix)
  • un-deaf
  • unthinkable (by Ben)
  • utensil
  • waist
  • x-men
  • zombie
  • zombie also

one haiku to rule them all

one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool

haiku of the page load

monster

oh my freak it's huge
it wants to chew my arm off
somebody eat it

quote of the page load

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. Ye are my friends, if ye do whatsoever I command you.
- Jesus Christ (John 15:13-14)

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