utensil
four-pronged and lethal
given to defend my food
watch out or you're next
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
computer
I hate this dang thing
it eats up my hard hard work
then it laughs at me
quote of the page load
All lies and jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
- Paul Simon, The Boxer