utensil
four-pronged and lethal
given to defend my food
watch out or you're next
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
zombie
what are you scared of?
I just want some yummy brains
why is that so bad?
quote of the page load
Hey, I've got nothing to do today but smile.
- Paul Simon, The Only Living Boy In New York