utensil
four-pronged and lethal
given to defend my food
watch out or you're next
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
mission (a rhyming haiku co-authored by Jake)
in a weirdo land
smelly people I can't stand
just don't understand
quote of the page load
Time to show the monkeys who's boss!
- Falco Lombardi