squirts
lemony yellow
ruby red and delicious
not brown like you think
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
jolly green giant
watch out for the Hulk
don't get him mad or he'll go
Librarian poo
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To face death, that's nothing much. But to feel really stupid when you die, well, that would be insufferable.
- Nafai, Earthfall by Orson Scott Card