dysentery
ate at taco hell
made my tummy feel yucky
got to go again
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
doctorate dissertation on feminine studies
banter with women
what could be more puzzling?
turn and walk away
quote of the page load
I would rather die with truth on my lips than live as a man who lied to his king.
- Jambres, Stone Tables by Orson Scott Card