closet
I see you hiding there
playing for the other team
come out of there fool
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
belated
lame birthday haiku
written by me just for you
no this line won't rhyme
quote of the page load
Women are stranger than drunken wetlanders.
- Gaul, A Crown of Swords by Robert Jordan