haiku for the dumped
we were together
making out like squirrels do
now she's run over
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
college
shave your face you freak
quit mouthing off you jerk face
come to class on time
quote of the page load
Women are stranger than drunken wetlanders.
- Gaul, A Crown of Swords by Robert Jordan