college
shave your face you freak
quit mouthing off you jerk face
come to class on time
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
utensil
four-pronged and lethal
given to defend my food
watch out or you're next
quote of the page load
Women never do understand men. Of course, men don't understand women any better--but at least we don't suffer from the delusion that we do.
- Nafai, The Memory of Earth by Orson Scott Card
