peel
covers banana
keeps it very nice and good
slick and slimy man
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
alternative
door number seven
looks like you got screwed over
take home the donkey
quote of the page load
Women are stranger than drunken wetlanders.
- Gaul, A Crown of Swords by Robert Jordan