The funniest thing I have heard in a while

Earlier tonight we had a family gathering at my aunt’s house. Most of my mom’s brothers and sisters were there, and a few cousins besides the ones who lived in the house. Much to our delight, and much to the chagrin of my cousin, we were privy to the following exchange:

Cousin [to 8-year-old son who was fighting with his brother]: “What did I tell you would happen if you two fight?”
Boy: “You’d pimp slamp us?”
Cousin: “No! I never said that.”

Well, take away the GTA, then. This conversation is also eight bazillion times funnier if you know my mom’s family.

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