Mayonnaise, and its associates such as Miracle Whip, is good for very few things. They are, in no particular order:
It is not good for:
My feelings about mayonnaise can also be found below:
expletives
pulled from arsenal
at the sign of mayonnaise
stay off my burger
Seriously, stay off of it.
A co-worker of mine likes to “pow-wow” to discuss ideas. Just to be contrary, I don’t. I was driving in the car this morning, thinking about pow-wows, and this is what came from my introspection:
pow-wow
I got a POW block
and threw it at the bad guys
wow, they’re all gone now
So I guess I do like to pow-wow, just not in the same fashion.
Another silly haiku by me. Can you spot the part that makes me feel far more clever than I actually am? (That is assuming anyone besides me is reading this, which would be even funnier than my joke.)
distros
ubuntu is nice
how do you say opensuse?
like fedora too
Here is a another new haiku:
action movie
terminated then
bourne to die hard another
day without my pants
It is way past my bedtime, but I couldn’t resist posting this before I shut the ol’ laptop down.
Jane Austen
marry your cousin
in a big soap opera
that explains England