Category Archives: Haiku


Mayonnaise, and its associates such as Miracle Whip, is good for very few things. They are, in no particular order:

  • Egg salad / deviled eggs
  • Tuna sandwiches
  • Not using

It is not good for:

  • Everything else
  • Especially putting on my hamburger

My feelings about mayonnaise can also be found below:

pulled from arsenal
at the sign of mayonnaise
stay off my burger

Seriously, stay off of it.

Pass the Mario, please.

A co-worker of mine likes to “pow-wow” to discuss ideas. Just to be contrary, I don’t. I was driving in the car this morning, thinking about pow-wows, and this is what came from my introspection:

I got a POW block
and threw it at the bad guys
wow, they’re all gone now

So I guess I do like to pow-wow, just not in the same fashion.

A Linux haiku

Another silly haiku by me. Can you spot the part that makes me feel far more clever than I actually am? (That is assuming anyone besides me is reading this, which would be even funnier than my joke.)

ubuntu is nice
how do you say opensuse?
like fedora too

Another one for the history books

Here is a another new haiku:

action movie
terminated then
bourne to die hard another
day without my pants

A new haiku

It is way past my bedtime, but I couldn’t resist posting this before I shut the ol’ laptop down.

Jane Austen

marry your cousin
in a big soap opera
that explains England