Mayonnaise, and its associates such as Miracle Whip, is good for very few things. They are, in no particular order:

  • Egg salad / deviled eggs
  • Tuna sandwiches
  • Not using

It is not good for:

  • Everything else
  • Especially putting on my hamburger

My feelings about mayonnaise can also be found below:

pulled from arsenal
at the sign of mayonnaise
stay off my burger

Seriously, stay off of it.

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