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The Amazing Simon-Man and the Great Garfunkel

Instead of going to watch Spider-Man 2 last night, I had to suffer through two hours of Simon and Garfunkel.

Okay, maybe “suffer” isn’t exactly the right word; as much as I love Spidey, I’d rather hear Simon sing any day of the week.

Ah, the Simon and Garfunkel concert was a beautiful thing. I can’t recall a better concert I’ve been to, and the only one that even comes close was the Paul Simon/Bob Dylan concert I went to five years ago.

Then again, maybe I just have a thing for Mr. Simon, which could explain why I shouted, “I love you, Paul!” no fewer than three times during the course of the show. After Leslie elbowed me rather harshly, I remembered that I love her, too, and told her so. She wasn’t impressed.

The concert began with a video montage of pictures of Simon and Garfunkel over the course of their lives, with pictures of America interspersed, while an instrumental version of America played. When this was over, the spotlight fell on to the stage, and a standing ovation greeted the duo.

They started with a simple version of Old Friends and Bookends, then jumped into a rather boisterous version of A Hazy Shade of Winter. After a couple of songs, Art said how great it was to be in SLC, and they started to talk about how they met. Art said they met in a sixth grade, having both been cast in the school play “Alice in Wonderland.” With a grin, he noticed that he, of course, got the starring role–that of the Cheshire Cat. Paul took the mic and reminded me how freakin’ hilarious he is. He said, “Yes, it’s true, we met in sixth grade. I had just come off a rather difficult fifth grade production of ‘Death of a Salesman,’ and felt I needed something a little lighter and more musical. When the part of the white rabbit opened up, I knew it was my big shot at fame.”

Paul also noted that they started singing together when they were 13, had their first argument at 14, and thus this made the 48th anniversary of their first argument. He said, “We don’t argue any more, though. We’re past that. Really, we’re exhausted.”

They played a couple more songs, with Art stopping to tell a story about them living in England pre-fame, singing on the sidewalks for money with their friend Kathy–his intro to Kathy’s Song. Therein was my only complaint of the entire evening: Art sang Kathy’s Song. It’s one of my absolute favorite S&G songs, and every recording I’ve ever heard of it has Paul singing it, and that’s the way it’s always been, that’s the way I like it, and that’s how I want it to be.

Paul introduced their first hit, Hey Schoolgirl, saying it was their effort at trying to sound like the Everly Brothers. Then the Everlys themselves walked onstage for a four song set, after which there were general hugs and applause and suchlike, and Simon and Garfunkel retook the stage for the remainder of the evening.

Two non-S&G songs graced the show (well, two besides the four the Everly Brothers played). Before Slip Slidin’ Away Paul said, “This is a song that was never recorded by Simon and Garfunkel, but it should have been.” Art introduced American Tune by saying, “This is my favorite song of the set. Some songs feel like they were written into the future. This song was written 30 years ago, but feels like it could have been written last week.”

Another video montage was tossed in the middle of the concert, this time with Feelin’ Groovy playing in the background while scenes from “The Graduate” were shown, followed by Paul jamming on guitar for Mrs. Robinson.

For the end of the set, a wonderful My Little Town transitioned into Bridge Over Troubled Water. I’m not really a fan of Garfunkel singing solo–I prefer him as a harmonist–but the end of Bridge absolutely blew me away. I have never felt the song like that before.

After a standing ovation, they came back for two more songs, and after another standing ovation, they came back for two more songs, and then the night was over. I could have easily sat in that hard, uncomfortable chair for two more hours, basking in the wonder that is Simon and Garfunkel.

Setlist

Simon and Garfunkel

Video montage (America instrumental)
Old Friends/Bookends
A Hazy Shade of Winter
I Am a Rock
America
At the Zoo/Baby Driver
Kathy’s Song
Hey, Schoolgirl

The Everly Brothers

Wake Up, Little Susie
All I Have to Do Is Dream
Let it Be Me
Bye, Bye Love
(with S&G)

Simon and Garfunkel

Scarborough Fair
Homeward Bound
The Sound of Silence

Video montage 2 (Feelin’ Groovy)
Mrs. Robinson
Slip Slidin’ Away
El Condor Pasa (If I Could)
Keep the Customer Satisfied
The Only Living Boy in New York
American Tune
My Litle Town
Bridge Over Troubled Water

First Encore

Cecilia
The Boxer

Second Encore

Leaves That Are Green
Feelin’ Groovy

Sex doesn’t sell movies…

Green does.

Take the following as examples of my theory:

Shrek: Shrek himself
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Raphael, with Michaelangelo running a close second
Star Wars: Yoda
The Lord of the Rings: The Dead Army, Pippin after too much pipeweed, and the DVD case for The Fellowship of the Ring
Spider-Man: The Green Goblin
Ghostbusters: Slimer
The Muppet movies: Kermit the Frog
Hulk: The Hulk
How the Grinch Stole Christmas: The Grinch
VeggieTales: Larry
Monsters, Inc.: Mike Wazowski
Peter Pan: Peter Pan
Batman Forever: The Riddler
Elf: Will Ferrell

You’ll also notice that in the Matrix films that the picture has a green tint whenever the action is in the Matrix itself, which is where all the really good parts happen.

You’ll also notice that with the exception of Star Wars, every single film listed above could have been even better with the addition of lightsaber fights. Star Wars would better with more Yoda, as I will mention below.

I don’t know what, exactly, my expectations were when I went to see Shrek 2, but I do know that it exceeded them handily. The movie is better in every single way than the original, which is a hard thing for a sequel to do. I think the key to Shrek 2‘s success was its spot-on use of green. The filmmakers were even smart enough to know when too much green was happening. –SPOILER– I suspect this is the real reason for Shrek wanting to be human. The whole “I just want to make Fiona happy” was just a an excuse for people who aren’t in touch with their inner Green-ness. — END SPOILER —

One of the major reasons I think that the Star Wars prequels aren’t so well-liked is the disturbing underuse of Yoda. Lightsaber battles compensated somewhat, but not enough, as the box office numbers clearly show.

Apart from the Greenuity, Shrek 2 was great for the following reasons:

  • Funnier than the first
  • Fewer dirty jokes than the first
  • A Lord of the Rings reference
  • Antonio Banderas
  • Better animation

I could go on and on and on, but this is getting monotonous. The only thing Shrek 2 lacked, really, were lightsabers. I’m hoping that with Shrek 3 and Shrek 4 on the horizon this small oversight will be corrected, and another timeless film saga will join the ranks of the likes of The Lord of the Rings, which could use a lightsaber or two of its own.

I’m such a loser.

I just sat in front of the computer for over an hour waiting for Firefox 0.9 to be released. And now it’s out, and I’m writing this entry using it. How exciting.

I picked up 50 First Dates from Wal-mart just before the Firefox fiasco. I also watched Chain Reaction earlier tonight. I remember the first time I saw that, back in 1996 with Ben at the Movies 8. I still have my ticket stub. I am a loser. I love it.

I think it’s my bed time.

He’s a genius!

I love The Truman Show. Let me rephrase that. I LOVE The Truman Show. I have now decided that it is one of my all-time favorite movies, and that the obsessive-compulsive demons that live in my head must now create a list of my all-time favorite movies.

So, um, let’s see… The Lord of the Rings, the Star Wars trilogies (yes, trilogies plural; I like the prequels), The Matrix movies, Pirates of the Caribbean, Spider-Man, Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

must… stop… ocd…

Back to Truman: it desperately needs a new DVD release with an anamorphic video transfer–and a lightsaber scene. Do you hear me, Paramount? Do you?

The actual movie is good in and of itself, and would be fine with just the premise and some average Joe Actor, but Jim Carrey brings a life to it that I don’t think any other actor could. He’s just so good and likeable and bloody amazing. I watched The Cable Guy a few nights ago, and the talent and range this guy possesses is astounding.

Also of note is the astounding number of “s”s the word “possesses” possesses. Maybe it’s possessed. But I digress. Oh, what a mess. I kill me.

Seriously, It makes me want to go watch the other Carrey movies in my collection: The Majestic, Dumb and Dumber, and The Grinch. It makes me want to go to Wal-mart right this minute and buy Batman Forever, which as a bonus contains appearances by Tommy Lee Jones and Drew Barrymore.

But it’s 3 in the morning, and I’m sure my wife would notice if I started yelling “I’m Batman!” in the middle of the night.

cooler than this, it does not get, hm?

yoda

Yes, I just watched Star Wars.

My new theory is that movies would be better with more lightsaber battles. Even chick flicks. Heck, especially chick flicks. Details at 11, or whenever I get back to this.