utensil
four-pronged and lethal
given to defend my food
watch out or you're next
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
closet
I see you hiding there
playing for the other team
come out of there fool
quote of the page load
Some people say life is a roller coaster, but I say it's a doped up butterfly with stomach cramps.
- grassmonk