{"id":94,"date":"2007-09-19T02:48:26","date_gmt":"2007-09-19T08:48:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/wordpress\/?p=94"},"modified":"2008-08-22T13:19:14","modified_gmt":"2008-08-22T19:19:14","slug":"a-new-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/2007\/09\/19\/a-new-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"A new haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is way past my bedtime, but I couldn&#8217;t resist posting this before I shut the ol&#8217; laptop down.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Jane Austen<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>marry your cousin<br \/>\nin a big soap opera<br \/>\nthat explains England<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is way past my bedtime, but I couldn&#8217;t resist posting this before I shut the ol&#8217; laptop down. Jane Austen marry your cousin in a big soap opera that explains England<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}