{"id":93,"date":"2007-09-17T01:48:40","date_gmt":"2007-09-17T07:48:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/wordpress\/?p=93"},"modified":"2008-08-23T22:06:29","modified_gmt":"2008-08-24T04:06:29","slug":"poetism-commentary-le-thon-est-bon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/2007\/09\/17\/poetism-commentary-le-thon-est-bon\/","title":{"rendered":"Poetism Commentary: &quot;Le Thon Est Bon&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The poem in question: can only be found here!  Wowzers!<\/p>\n<p>As I was scanning through my notebook while doing the <a href=\"\/blog\/2007\/09\/17\/poetism-commentary-a-dream\/\">commentary<\/a> for <a href=\"\/pp\/a-dream\/\">A Dream<\/a> I found this little gem of a poem that I wrote one day in French class.  It is not dated, but I am assuming I wrote it sometime during my junior year.  I sat next to a girl named Sarah and we sometimes would come up with wacky rhyming French words to amuse ourselves.  (She and some others would call me &#8220;Cliff&#8221; to amuse <em>them<\/em>selves, and I did not see the humor until much later.  Alas.)  A few of the small phrases we came up with were &#8220;la p\u00eache se d\u00e9p\u00eache&#8221; (&#8220;the peach hurries&#8221;), &#8220;la semaine prochaine&#8221; (&#8220;next week&#8221;), and of course, &#8220;le thon est bon&#8221; (&#8220;tuna is good&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>And now, for your probably-not-reading-French pleasure, I present &#8220;Le Thon Est Bon.&#8221;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Le thon est bon<br \/>\nEspecialement mon thon,<br \/>\nMais le tien aussi,<br \/>\nTon thon est si bon.<br \/>\nSon thon n&#8217;est pas bon,<br \/>\nMais mon thon est bon,<br \/>\nEt le tien aussi,<br \/>\nTon thon est tr\u00e8s bon.<br \/>\nSi le thon n&#8217;\u00e9tait pas bon,<br \/>\n\u00c7a ne serait pas bon,<br \/>\nMais ne t&#8217;inqui\u00e8te pas;<br \/>\nLe thon est bon.<br \/>\nD\u00e9cid\u00e9ment, le thon est bon,<br \/>\nMais mon thon et ton thon<br \/>\nSont meilleur<br \/>\nQue son thon.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And now, the loose translation:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Tuna is good<br \/>\nEspecially my tuna,<br \/>\nBut yours also,<br \/>\nYour tuna is so good.<br \/>\nHis tuna is not good,<br \/>\nBut my tuna is good,<br \/>\nAnd yours too,<br \/>\nYour tuna is very good.<br \/>\nIf tuna was not good,<br \/>\nThat would not be good,<br \/>\nBut don&#8217;t worry;<br \/>\nTuna is good.<br \/>\nDecidedly, tuna is good,<br \/>\nBut my tuna and your tuna<br \/>\nAre better<br \/>\nThan his tuna.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I told you it was a gem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The poem in question: can only be found here! Wowzers! As I was scanning through my notebook while doing the commentary for A Dream I found this little gem of a poem that I wrote one day in French class. It is not dated, but I am assuming I wrote it sometime during my junior [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}