{"id":71,"date":"2006-09-26T23:13:31","date_gmt":"2006-09-27T05:13:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/wordpress\/?p=71"},"modified":"2008-08-22T02:06:04","modified_gmt":"2008-08-22T08:06:04","slug":"the-funniest-thing-i-have-heard-in-a-while","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/2006\/09\/26\/the-funniest-thing-i-have-heard-in-a-while\/","title":{"rendered":"The funniest thing I have heard in a while"},"content":{"rendered":"

Earlier tonight we had a family gathering at my aunt’s house. Most of my mom’s brothers and sisters were there, and a few cousins besides the ones who lived in the house. Much to our delight, and much to the chagrin of my cousin, we were privy to the following exchange:<\/p>\n

Cousin [to 8-year-old son who was fighting with his brother]:<\/strong> “What did I tell you would happen if you two fight?”
\nBoy:<\/strong> “You’d pimp slamp us?”
\nCousin:<\/strong> “No! I never said that.”<\/p>\n

Well, take away the GTA, then. This conversation is also eight bazillion times funnier if you know my mom’s family.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Earlier tonight we had a family gathering at my aunt’s house. Most of my mom’s brothers and sisters were there, and a few cousins besides the ones who lived in the house. Much to our delight, and much to the chagrin of my cousin, we were privy to the following exchange: Cousin [to 8-year-old son […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}