{"id":31,"date":"2004-06-10T03:10:30","date_gmt":"2004-06-10T09:10:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/wordpress\/?p=31"},"modified":"2008-08-21T01:44:39","modified_gmt":"2008-08-21T07:44:39","slug":"hes-a-genius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/2004\/06\/10\/hes-a-genius\/","title":{"rendered":"He&#8217;s a genius!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love <em>The Truman Show<\/em>.  Let me rephrase that.  I LOVE <em>The Truman Show<\/em>.  I have now decided that it is one of my all-time favorite movies, and that the obsessive-compulsive demons that live in my head must now create a list of my all-time favorite movies.<\/p>\n<p>So, um, let&#8217;s see&#8230; <em>The Lord of the Rings<\/em>, the <em>Star Wars<\/em> trilogies (yes, trilogies <em>plural<\/em>; I <em>like<\/em> the prequels), <em>The Matrix<\/em> movies, <em>Pirates of the Caribbean<\/em>, <em>Spider-Man<\/em>, <em>Bill and Ted&#8217;s Excellent Adventure<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>must&#8230; stop&#8230; ocd&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Back to Truman: it desperately needs a new DVD release with an anamorphic video transfer&#8211;and a lightsaber scene. Do you hear me, Paramount?  Do you?<\/p>\n<p>The actual movie is good in and of itself, and would be fine with just the premise and some average Joe Actor, but Jim Carrey brings a life to it that I don&#8217;t think any other actor could.  He&#8217;s just so <em>good<\/em> and <em>likeable<\/em> and <em>bloody amazing<\/em>.  I watched <em>The Cable Guy<\/em> a few nights ago, and the talent and range this guy possesses is astounding.<\/p>\n<p>Also of note is the astounding number of &#8220;s&#8221;s the word &#8220;possesses&#8221; possesses.  Maybe it&#8217;s possessed.  But I digress.  Oh, what a mess.  I kill me.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, It makes me want to go watch the other Carrey movies in my collection: <em>The Majestic<\/em>, <em>Dumb and Dumber<\/em>, and <em>The Grinch<\/em>.  It makes me want to go to Wal-mart right this minute and buy <em>Batman Forever<\/em>, which as a bonus contains appearances by Tommy Lee Jones and Drew Barrymore.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s 3 in the morning, and I&#8217;m sure my wife would notice if I started yelling &#8220;I&#8217;m Batman!&#8221; in the middle of the night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love The Truman Show. Let me rephrase that. I LOVE The Truman Show. I have now decided that it is one of my all-time favorite movies, and that the obsessive-compulsive demons that live in my head must now create a list of my all-time favorite movies. So, um, let&#8217;s see&#8230; The Lord of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}