{"id":100,"date":"2007-11-08T00:50:43","date_gmt":"2007-11-08T06:50:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/wordpress\/?p=100"},"modified":"2008-08-23T20:40:53","modified_gmt":"2008-08-24T02:40:53","slug":"mayonnaise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/2007\/11\/08\/mayonnaise\/","title":{"rendered":"Mayonnaise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mayonnaise, and its associates such as Miracle Whip, is good for very few things.  They are, in no particular order:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Egg salad \/ deviled eggs<\/li>\n<li>Tuna sandwiches<\/li>\n<li>Not using<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>It is not good for:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Everything else<\/li>\n<li>Especially putting on my hamburger<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>My feelings about mayonnaise can also be found below:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>expletives<\/strong><br \/>\npulled from arsenal<br \/>\nat the sign of mayonnaise<br \/>\nstay off my burger<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Seriously, stay off of it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mayonnaise, and its associates such as Miracle Whip, is good for very few things. They are, in no particular order: Egg salad \/ deviled eggs Tuna sandwiches Not using It is not good for: Everything else Especially putting on my hamburger My feelings about mayonnaise can also be found below: expletives pulled from arsenal at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grassmonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}